During the quieter moments of World Cup games, Spike and me have been coming up with punny song titles based on this year's tournament. Just for fun, like. Anyway, with another rest day on our hands (thoroughly stupid invention, by the way, World Cup rest days) we've now whittled the originally rather cumbersome list of a couple of hundred songs down to a more manageable forty-five, which you can see listed below. If you don't like daft puns, now might be a good time to divert your eyes!
45 Korea Opportunities - The Clash
44 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Cruz - Beverley Sisters
43 Lucio In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles
42 Ayew Get Off Of My Cacau - Rolling Stones
41 Sorensen Seems To Be The Hardest Word - Elton John Pantsil
40 Long Skrtel Short Jacket - Cake
39 The Valdez Flat - Echobelly
38 Chile Love Songs - Paul McCartney
37 Juarez The Love - Roberta Flack
36 Schweinsteiger Feet - Mud
35 Chu Young - Phoenix
34 Kolarov My Love - Jefferson
33 Buffon The Roof - Bobby Robson & Jerome Boateng
32 Move Klose - Phyliss Nelson
31 When Will Garcia Again - Three Degrees
30 Iniesta I Can Boogie - Baccara
29 Lippi On Your Collar - Connie Francis
28 Capello Sub Marin - The Beatles
27 The Burdisso - The Tweets
26 Papadopoulis Don't Preach - Maradonna
25 Driving In My Kaka - Madness
24 Sagna Name - Terence Trent D'Arby
23 Gomez Without Frontiers - Peter Gabriel
22 Honda Inside - Lynne Hamilton
21 Dani Alves On My Mind - Alves Presley
20 Hey Cho - Jimi Hendrix
19 Schwarzer Nother Year - Johnny Logan
18 Everybody Özil - R.E.M.
17 Duda Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith
16 Lee Chung Yong Hearts Run Free - Candi Staton
15 Eto'o Beach - Martha & The Muffins
14 The Sun Always Shines On Tevez - A-Ha
13 Toure Toure It's A Holi-Holiday - Boney M
12 Müller Kintyre - Wings
11 Ponce In A Lifetime - Talking Heads
10 Mary Had A Little Lahm - Snap!
9 Itsy Bitsy Chiellini Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina
8 Welcome To The Jung Woo - Guns 'n' Roses
7 Jules Rimet Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club vs Country
6 De Jong Ones - Cliff Richard
5 Forlan & Laughing - Orange Juice
4 Smeltz Like Team Spirit - Nirvana
3 How Elano? - Whitney Houston
2 A Whiter Seedorf Pale - Procul Harum
1 The Size Of A Cacau - Wonderstuff
Any more for any more?
F.R. David - Words mp3
The Feel It Advent-ure 2024: Door 22
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So there I was, still in the Imperial boxes. I'm not at all sure why I
picked this one out. I had never heard of Jimmy Griffin, and there was no
one listed...
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Upson Of A Preacher Man - Nancy Sinatra
Pirlo-Dewdrop's Drops - Cocteau Twins
When We Was Fabregas - George Harrison
Messi In A Bottle - The Police
Podolski Patrol - John Cale
I'll stop now.
Arf! I especially like Pirlo-Dewdrop's Drops.
Girlfriend Is Blatter - Talking Heads
Blattery In Your Leg - Blur
When Blatterday Comes - Undertones
It Doesn't Blatter Any More - Buddy Holly
The Blatterpillar - The Cure.
I....I really am ashamed of myself. I'll get me Cote D'Ivoire.
Blatter's the way I like it!
Keep 'em coming!
I hope some strong drink was consumed during the making of this list!
Managers Special
This Is Joachim Low - Blur
Lippis Like Sugar - Echo & the Bunnymen
When All Is Said And Dunga - Abba
Lars Lagerback In The USSR - Beatles
Suffer Little Childrenhagel - Smiths
Brazil - Netherlands special
Boris The Sneijder - The Who
Bastos Son Of Dean Friedman - Half Man Half Biscuit
Van Bommel In Wardour Street - The Jam
Maxwell's Silva Hammer - Beatles
Stop Your Robben - Pretenders
You're on a roll, Brian!
Also:
First Kuyt Is The Deepest - P.P. Arnold Muhren
You're The Juan For Me - D-Train
And, looking at the subs benches:
There Ain't Half Been Some Kleberson Bastards - Ian Peter Drury
These titles really match with the tournament of world cup. I will listen all those tracks.
Missed the start of Uruguay-Ghana (had to take the cat in for a haircut):
Kingson Of The Wild Frontier - Adam & the Ants
Thank You For The Muslera - Abba
Night Boateng To Cairo - Madness
Fucile, It's Fred Titmus - Half Man Half Biscuit
Gentlemensah Take Polaroids - Japan
Well, the cat looks great this morning; here's Argentina - Germany:
Baby You're Friedrich Man - The Beatles
BeHeinze The Counter - The Fall
There There, Khedira - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Romero And Juliet - Dire Straits
There Is A Light That Neuer Goes Out - The Smiths
Spain - Paraguay
Magic Busquets - The Who (or, y'know....anything by Half Man Half Busquets)
Many Riveros To Cross - Jimmy Cliff
Capdevila's Haircut - Beck
Drive My Cardoza - The Beatles
All Alonso Watchtower - Bob Dylan
It's good to know there's someone else out there who enjoys this daft punning malarkey as much as we do!
Brian. Stop. The cat's crapped on the carpet.
Uruguay. All hail the underdogs:
Silva Lady
Juan Moment in Time
Can you here the drums Fernando.
Egidi O - we're going to Barbados.
Jorge one that I want.
I won't last a Diego without you.
I really think we need to hear more from Janice.
She talks an awful lot of sense that girl.
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