Alan's Cuddly Toy

This may well be my favourite opening credit sequence of any film ever. (The actual credits have been excised here but that's not important!)

The Ogden Couple

Coronation Street, November 14th 1977. Stan and Hilda win a second honeymoon in a competition. Much hilarity ensues.

The Brady Bunch Hour

Extraordinary. You've not lived till you've seen Greg's Pinball Wizard.

Sarah Millican: the spacehopper years

Santo, Sam & Ed's Total Football

We don't make humorous football TV programmes along the lines of Baddiel & Skinner's Fantasy Football League in England any more, but thankfully they do in Australia. Santo, Sam & Ed's Total Football is the perfect antidote if you're fed up with football being taken so damned seriously all the time; and what makes it even better for those of us not living in Oz, is the fact that new episodes are uploaded to YouTube weekly. Here's last night's, featuring a guest appearance from Alessandro Del Piero no less. Get watching!

Seeing red

Emmanuel Frimpong looking thrilled with his transfer to Barnsley. pic.twitter.com/tPe1J9Hp8X

— John L (@2MuchApplePie) January 31, 2014

^ Further to that; Frimpong's just been sent off 31 minutes into his Barnsley debut. Clearly life in the Championship is a massive comedown when you've been used to the glamour of Arsenal's reserves.