Spike: "How often do you see genuine midgets? I've seen two today already. TWO!!"
Me: "Oh yes you have! (Must be panto season)"
Spike: "Maybe that's it - exotic panto actors from out of the area. What's our panto this year?"
Me (Googling it): "...Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs!"
Spike: "That explains everything!"
Suburban Kids With Biblical Names - Little Boys in the Ghetto mp3
2 comments:
What's a 'genuine midget'?
Any road, you'll never believe this, but on the commute this morning I saw this bloke with a black cat. He had a knotted spotted hanky on a stick and said he was getting off at Kings Cross.
You lying get!
He's behind you!
A genuine midget is the polar opposite of an ersatz elf. Obviously.
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