Up yours, Lance Armstrong!

Hey, you! Cop a load of this magnificent eulogy to the bicycle from Sue Denim - not her real name; it's a sue denim pseudonym! - from her equally ace debut long-player Sue Denim and the unicorn. Then, if you like what you hear (which I can pretty much guarantee you will), click on the link underneath to buy the thing for just seven of your earth pounds. Alles klaar? Wunderbar!

There are at least two other tracks - Brewster McCloud and Pick Me Up - which are every bit as great as Bicycle, by the way. But the whole thing's like a breath of fresh air, and will make you feel at least 50% better about life in general. Buy buy!

Sue Denim and the unicorn (Bandcamp)