Mars Bars

Never mind yer Teenage Kicks; this is the best Undertones song (chocolate) bar none.

Everybody Loves Me But You

This one manages to pull off the unusual trick of being both self-pitying and a bit conceited at the same time. It may also be preceded by an annoying advert - but such is modern life, I suppose. Good song but, and well worth wading through the ad for.

Juliana Hatfield - Everybody Loves Me

Monday Morning

Fab new single from Kathryn Williams - and such a sweet promo video I even managed to put my low embarrassment threshold on the back burner while watching it.

Not Bowie

"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be David Bowie ten years before David Bowie was David Bowie."

Alan's Cuddly Toy

This may well be my favourite opening credit sequence of any film ever. (The actual credits have been excised here but that's not important!)

The Ogden Couple

Coronation Street, November 14th 1977. Stan and Hilda win a second honeymoon in a competition. Much hilarity ensues.

The Brady Bunch Hour

Extraordinary. You've not lived till you've seen Greg's Pinball Wizard.

Sarah Millican: the spacehopper years

Santo, Sam & Ed's Total Football

We don't make humorous football TV programmes along the lines of Baddiel & Skinner's Fantasy Football League in England any more, but thankfully they do in Australia. Santo, Sam & Ed's Total Football is the perfect antidote if you're fed up with football being taken so damned seriously all the time; and what makes it even better for those of us not living in Oz, is the fact that new episodes are uploaded to YouTube weekly. Here's last night's, featuring a guest appearance from Alessandro Del Piero no less. Get watching!

Seeing red

Emmanuel Frimpong looking thrilled with his transfer to Barnsley. pic.twitter.com/tPe1J9Hp8X

— John L (@2MuchApplePie) January 31, 2014

^ Further to that; Frimpong's just been sent off 31 minutes into his Barnsley debut. Clearly life in the Championship is a massive comedown when you've been used to the glamour of Arsenal's reserves.

Hancock's Half Minute

In this classic clip from The Rebel, Tony Hancock sticks it to The Man. The man in this case being John Le Mesurier.

Which reminds me of this iconoclastic Spotify playlist some bright spark put together a while back. *cough*

Daryll-Ann Again

The reformation of Dutch maestros Daryll-Ann has been a huge cause of celebration round these parts this winter. The band are back playing gigs together and with a comprehensive anthology box set, Daryll-Ann Again, on sale, covering their entire recorded output from 1988-2004 plus loads of previously unreleased demos and outtakes. They are still sounding absolutely magnificent as well. If there's a better live band out there I've yet to hear them. Cop a load of these recent performances!

And this was them twenty years ago in the promo video for Stay, which I'd never seen before until Excelsior Records stuck it up on YouTube a couple of months ago. Unearthed treasure.

Buy the Daryll-Ann Again Box Set here

Song of the Day

In the spirit of this song, I can't be arsed to write much here. Just enjoy.

Lowe and behold

In rather thrilling festive music news, Nick Lowe has released a Christmas album entitled Quality Street (and this splendid accompanying advent calendar)! So why is it that all I ever hear on Radio 2 is boyband guff, Michael sodding Buble and - if they're feeling especially edgy - Chris Rea? What sort of world is this? And why am I not listening to 6 Music like any sane human being?!

Buy Nick Lowe's Quality Street here.

Song of the Day

Helen Love unleash free new Christmas single

Sampling M/A//R/R/S and Tom Jones? What fresh festive madness is this? Good but!

Download the single for free by going to Elefant Records and entering the following code when prompted: 0253ZYWPQ6Y4