Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Hold the front page

From the Salisbury Journal, 24/4/10.


Dog injures nose



POLICE in Ringwood are investigating the circumstances surrounding an injury to a dog’s nose.

A woman was walking her dog and puppy, when her puppy ran off.

Her dog ran after the puppy but collided with a male dog walker and his dog.

The woman's dog received an injury to his nose.


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9 comments:

Mick said...

My dog's got no nose...

davy h said...

Really? How does he smell?

Mick said...

Well obviously not having a nose he can't smell.

Mick said...

Oh bollocks - He smells terrible!

davy h said...

Thanks! Try the chicken!

Mick said...

Oh the shame of it. To think we've taken part in a joke that wouldn't even have made it onto The Good Old Days.

BTW why did that chicken cross the road?

Kippers said...

Because it saw the pelican crossing?

Mick said...

But do you know why pelicans carry the fish they catch in their beaks?

Kippers said...

Are they trying to do their bit for the environment by cutting down on carrier bags?