Because Marit Bergman's brilliant and so's this song. The lyrics are ace too.
Marit Bergman - I Thought I Would Be Older By Now mp3
Actually, that song reminds me of the clip below, from my favourite sketch show for donkey's years, BBC Scotland's Limmy's Show. I really can't emphasise strongly enough how funny this programme is, and how you should definitely seek it out if you're not familiar with it already.
There are loads more Limmy's Show clips on YouTube, and Series 1 is out on DVD. (Buying that would be the best decision you'd make all week.)
Saturday 3 December 2016 - 1 SEVEN NEWS 728,000 2 NINE NEWS 665,000 3 ABC NEWS 656,000 4 DOC MARTIN 545,000 5 HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PT2 490,000
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