Quiz of the Weak

A fun game for all the family today, devised by Spike and compiled by moi. Below is a list of twenty-five feature films, some starring Jean-Claude van Damme and some starring his Hollywood beefcake rival/nemesis Steven Seagal (but never both - as if these two acting colossi would ever share the same screen!). The object of the game is simple: to guess which ridiculously-titled movies starred van Damme and which had Seagal as the protagonist.



Spike scored an impressive 21 out of 25 when tested on these, which I think proves beyond any shadow of a doubt her rubbish-actor-to-rubbish-film-matching abilities. So, like a licensed premises on the top floor of a skyscraper, the bar has been set ridiculously high here.

How about you: Are you man enough to try and distinguish the work of the Muscles from Brussels from that of the, erm, Alliterative American? Only one way to find out, in the game that quite literally I am calling...

VAN DAMME OR SEAGAL!
(scroll down for the answers)

1. PISTOL WHIPPED

2. ATTACK FORCE

3. UNTIL DEATH

4. THE HARD CORPS

5. IN HELL

6. MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE

7. TODAY YOU DIE

8. SUDDEN DEATH

9. OUT FOR A KILL

10. DEATH WARRANT

11. CYBORG

12. HALF PAST DEAD

13. THE SHEPHERD: BORDER PATROL

14. EXIT WOUNDS

15. ON DEADLY GROUND

16. SECOND IN COMMAND

17. MARKED FOR DEATH

18. WAKE OF DEATH

19. DERAILED

20. REPLICANT

21. HARD TO KILL

22. ABOVE THE LAW

23. INFERNO

24. URBAN JUSTICE

25. FLIGHT OF FURY

Answers: 1) SS 2) SS 3) VD 4) VD 5) VD 6) SS 7) SS 8) VD 9) SS 10) VD 11) VD 12) SS 13) VD 14) SS 15) SS 16) VD 17) SS 18) VD 19) VD 20) VD 21) SS 22) SS 23) VD 24) SS 25) SS

So how did you do? Let me know in the guestbook (assuming anyone actually goes to the trouble of completing this, which I have my doubts about!).

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