New balls

With less than three weeks to go before the start of the English Premier League football season, there's never been a better time for me to trot out the same old guff about there being less than three weeks to go before the start of the English Premier League football season. And also to add that this means it's, inevitably, fantasy football time again, and the sixth annual Group of Death!

If you played last season and are using the same log-in details, you should be re-enrolled automatically once you sign up here.

But in case you're not, or if you've never played before, simply enter the following code in the "Join a league" bit of the "Leagues" section:

63018-23777

and voila! Bob's your uncle, Sally's your aunt and you're now officially 'one of us'. God help you!

Match of the Day Theme mp3

Floodlit Rugby League Theme mp3 (There you go, Spike!)

(Confusingly, and thanks to a glitch with the program I uploaded them to, it appears the above files are mislabelled as "A Question" of Sport and "Pot Black" respectively when you go to download them. But I assure you they are actually Match of the Day & Floodlit Rugby League!)