is Wincey Willis dead? (Not dead, merely resting.)
Weather toast Paul Merton (#these are a few of my favourite things!#)
i'm searching (of course you are.)
Linn Githmark nude (not here she's not. Now put that thing away.)
comedy Matthew Corbett I forget (What's that Sooty? You've got amnesia?)
Keeley Hawes Ashes To Ashes that red outfit (The Communists?!)
A Girl Called Eddy legs given rapidshare (I don't understand... Legs given rapid share in what, exactly?)
and I'm looking for someone who understands (Might I suggest you try the Samaritans?)
he wasn't there for me death (Bastard!)
she makes me go (She's a laxative?)
Linn Githmark nude (it seems nothing will dampen this naked Norwegian curling star-seeking Googler's ardour - matron!)
meatball song porn (At the risk of sounding like an an especially risque Abba tribute act here - porn again?)
download too much ass not (This week's runaway winner of the Most Nonsensical Search award. Makes me laugh every time I see it.)
find me the wicker man soundtrack on mp3 in a blog (Find it yourself, lazybones.)
ann jesus saves polyphonic (that's not what I've heard.)
Linn Githmark nude (oh for God's sake!)
Then of course there's the plethora of apple/pie related searches:
how much is an apple for a apple pie?
pie records broken
always always take the apple
I like pie to much
free living channell crane pies
how much pie is sold a year?
three girls one apple pie
meaning of apple pie in a dream
on the phone applepie talk too much
how do you spell apple in welsh?
apple clum pie
The first one, how much is an apple for a apple pie, is my favourite of those. Such incisive questioning is rarely heard outside the Newsnight studios these days!
The Mutton Birds - Come Around mp3
Hamish & Andy to hear True Stories for the very first time - A memorable incident is regaled to Hamish & Andy who then re-enact it with a cavalcade of Aussie stars.
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